Monday, September 7, 2009

DEA Recruiting Ninja Babies In War On Drugs, Will Eat Crackheads On Sight

Snarl gurgle gurgleDon't be fooled by those shiny gums or dimply elbows. We're talking trained killers here, able to track a junkie like a bloodhound. And when they find their prey, without a warning, they POUNCE. All the Adderall in the world won't help you when a chuckling infant is gnawing at your throat.

Seriously, who in their right mind would let the Blohan hold their baby? She looks like she's about to topple over backwards - that baby probably outweighs her. SheSource: Pretty Boring RSS Feed

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